Watchman Update: Says F**K Bud Light Is Having Difficulty Releasing a New Ad Campaign That Highlights a New Fake BS Homosexual Piss Beer

HNewsWire Update: by Tyler Durden Tuesday, Jun 27, 2023 – 02:40 PM Anheuser-Busch has fired two marketing executives who were placed on leave after destroying the Bud Light brand with an advertising campaign featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. Public/Screenshot/YouTube — User: Daily Updates News According to the Daily Caller, Group VP for Marketing Daniel Blake, and Bud Light Marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid are “gone, gone” after initially being placed on leave, per an anonymous source. “To my understanding if we publicly announced the word ‘fire’ it opens up the potential for them to sue us. Thats why we said leave of absence,” said the source in a text message to the Caller. “The wholesalers would have had an absolute HAY DAY with leadership if they didn’t remove her.” (Or maybe a field day?) “To be fair- Daniel Blake was actually……...

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The Watchman Issues a Stern Cautionary Message Regarding the Individual’s Loquacious Tendencies. Trump Jr. Exhibits Traits Similar to His Dad, as the Saying Goes “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Very Far From the Tree”. It Can Be Argued That Trump Jr. Is Not Truthful, as Evidenced by His Behavior.

This Is Comprehensible to Individuals. The Transgender Influencer, Dylan Mulvaney, Who Exhibits Flamboyant Behavior Has Been Characterized as Demonic. The Individual in Question Is Unable to Meet the Standards of a Female Partner HNewsWire: After rolling out a Bud Light ad campaign featuring flamboyant transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney – whose ditzy caricature of a woman mocks decades of actual progress by feminists (who have apparently been wokeshamed into silence), Anheuser-Busch’s damage control team kicked into action on Friday after the Mulvaney ad sparked a massive backlash. “We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people,” said Anheuser-Busch InBev CEO Brendan Whitworth in a carefully crafted, heavily focus-grouped press release which failed to mention Mulvaney, Bud Light, or transgender issues. “We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.” “I care deeply about this country,…

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Bud Light will sell beer in rainbow bottles in June for Pride Month

When God revealed His plan to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah due to the wickedness of those cities, Abraham asked God to spare the people. In fact, Abraham engaged in a lengthy conversation to mediate for the cities. First, Abraham wanted God to spare the righteous people who lived in Sodom and Gomorrah. He asked, “Will you indeed sweep away the righteous with the wicked? Suppose there are fifty righteous within the city. Will you then sweep away the place and not spare it for the fifty righteous who are in it? Far be it from you to do such a thing, to put the righteous to death with the wicked, so that the righteous fare as the wicked! Far be that from you! Shall not the Judge of all the earth do what is just?” (Genesis 18:23-25). Second, Abraham’s nephew Lot lived…

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