Watchman: These Morons Can’t Do Anything Right: Fed’s New CBDC Hacked Just Six Days After Its Launch and JPMorns AKA Chase Bank Says CBDC Are Safe–That’s BS

HNewsWire: We spend a lot of time wondering about the future and where all of this crazy will go in a world full of unthinkable nonsense. “Future Headline Friday” is our satirical take on where the world is headed if things continue as they are. While our satire may be humorous and exaggerated, you can be confident that everything we write is based on true events, news reports, characters, and pending legislation. On September 1, 2029, the Fed’s new CBDC “FedCoin” was hacked after only six days. Since the FedCoin system fell offline over 36 hours ago, neither the Treasury Department nor the Federal Reserve have commented on the problems. But, as far as we can tell, the difficulties began six days after the debut of the much-touted digital currency designed to replace the US dollar. Rumors began to circulate…

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