Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating During a Zoom Call

CNN, New Yorker Suspend Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating During a Zoom Call… Update (1740ET): In a stunning ‘correction’ from Vice, which ratchets this story up to ’11’ on the Spinal Tap amplifier of WTF-ness, “This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.” Hey look, we understand, an accidental exposure of a penis could be rubbed off as a one-off, awkward moment but spanking the monkey, that’s a hard one to get over. Quite a multitasker!! From the “Not, The Onion” file (which is becoming far too regular in this farcical new normal), legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended by CNN and The New Yorker after he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio. “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I…