BY SRH
Terrible Things Keep Getting Worst —A Senate S***show Occurs as the FBI Revises Its Anti-Bestiality Hiring Policy. Ungodly World
It could be reasonable to assume that someone with access to firearms, exclusive power to use force, and secret intelligence should not have an animal fetish.
The ethical and legal complications of enabling bestiality in such a setting are numerous and severe, including, but not limited to, providing geopolitical rivals with potential blackmail material, committing serial animal rape while claiming legal immunity, and many more.
Such a criteria would likely have the support of most reasonable people who do not work in the field of bestiality.
(The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur, an immigrant of Islamic origin who is granted U.S. citizenship for whatever reason, disagrees, however his dissent may be attributed to his varied upbringing.)
Anyway, “no bestiality, full stop” was the cut-and-dried FBI policy until recently, when the agency decided to amend its ban on the practice to apply only to the perpetrators of bestiality, not the victims of bestiality.
Under questioning from his own political ally, Sen. John Kennedy, FBI Director Kash “Epstein Killed Himself, Trust Me Bro” Patel attempts to clarify that, while the perpetrators of sex crimes against animals are still deemed unqualified to serve with the world’s preeminent investigative body, the victims of sex crimes perpetrated by animals, at the behest of sex traffickers, which is apparently a real phenomenon, are no longer going to be automatically disqualified during the application screening process.
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